so, this afternoon I’m talking with a coworker about the awful state of cali’s (lack of) finances and the new governor. part of the state wants to secede it’s so bad.
Into all of this I say, “why don’t we grow bananas?”
and she looks at me and goes, “Where the hell did that come from?”
meanwhile, I dissolve into a fit of the giggles because the look on her face was so funny and have turned beet red and then she’s laughing too, because I’ve turned beet red laughing.
I tell her that there is logic, that I was thinking, “cali’s a major agricultural producer, and we’re like a hot climate, so why is it only florida who grows bananas? why don’t we?”
and she’s all, “yeah, but you only said why don’t we grow bananas?”
and I start laughing again.
she says, “you know, I think I just got some scary insight into your brain.”
I think it’s time to lay off the M&Ms again and get some decent sleep tonight.